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Want to contact me? Well, you can’t!
I am way too busy taking the piss out of my censors and beating them at their own game. So when a hateful bastard comes out to squirt at me, I don’t just drop everything to respond. I have so much to do and having to wade through a ton of hate mail and death threats everyday is one of the most annoying things EVER.
Simply put, I don’t need the extra problems with nasty emails from top guns, seasoned pro smarty pants and hopeless people that don’t seem to know any better, as they can be very mean!
- They bribed me
- They insulted me
- They threatened me and my cat Alfred
- They outlawed me
However, if you want to send me messages or leave comments saying how great I am and how refreshing my posts are, I might just answer…
You can drop me an email using the form below:
