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Hi, my name is Simon… Simon The Scammer!
Ever heard of me? Uh huh. I thought you might have ;-). Now, if you haven’t and if you’re new to internet marketing that might explains things and you can look forward to more flagrant and insolent audacity.
Be that as it may, let me begin by saying congratulations on being a brave soul my “marketer” friend!
You’ve gotta be crazy or mentally retarded for reading this…
I mean, what did you expect from a blog called Simonthescammer.com?!
I guess that by this point in your “online money making” journey, you’re just probably willing to try ANYTHING right?
But before you read any further, you have to know this right now. . .If you are someone who gets easily offended or is squeamish about blunt language, please leave now and spare us both the trouble.
Are you offended yet? Good. That’s the point of this blog!
Who the hell am I?
Am I a real online marketer, a fictional character, or a big dog in disguise? Maybe I am… or maybe I am just some kind of crazy lunatic.
If you want to learn more about me, visit my Internet Marketing Parody Website
In the mean time, why not keep calling me “Simon” for the purposes of this blog. If a dumb b*** like Madonna only needs a first name, I can sure as hell go around with just a first name for money and fame!
What is it all about?
Well to put it simply, some stuff about internet marketing really pisses me off.
You see, the Internet marketing mafia have a HOLD on millions of people and it’s a huge pot of money there that could be (and should be) mine…
Why?
Because those guru and anti-guru f**kfaces have thousands of people visiting their blogs daily but they DON’T allow me to market to these people…
Sure – I could use sneaky workarounds to try and get my marketing messages across but I’ve decided to show them the finger instead and get my own blog up and running where I can:
- Make the rules
- Do whatever I want
- Get to interact with people in any way I want
- Be the all-powerful God who owns the entire thing
- And more importantly rave about the good and bad of internet marketing with a bit of humor, sarcasm and product bashing thrown in for good measure.
Blog me plenty, I don’t bite…
